Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume ?

Because they are ugly and they stink !

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".