Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.