Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.