Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

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Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them