Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes