Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!