Take away it's credit cards.
Paperback
A pedometer
About 200 pounds.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Well, they're huge targets...
I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.
Too many incompatible drivers.
Some people are against shooting guns.
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
Me too*
Jared fogle
Pants.
One weak!
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
Take away his credit card.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Quidditching
He ate a 5 year old weiner
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.