What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
How often do you floss?
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?
A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?
What is that son of yours doing these days ?
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?
Two flutists playing in unison.
What is the time ?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?