What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs