Two, and often from the same person.
Paperback
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
In a merry land.
9-1-2001
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Target practice.
Baltiless
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
Old Bae
He thought they were revolting
A sawhorse!
Because he likes Tibet.
None, ducks are not allowed in politics.
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
Old bae.
Ill call you tomorow
Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
De Beers
Has she said anything
Your mom.
He couldn't see himself doing the work
Ah-so-late!