Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Paperback
A Beef
He didn't want any beef.
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
They are all against Turkey
Sir Loin.
Stroganoff
It had beef.
Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.
Because they got no beef.
A mis-steak.
You don't want beef with me
Beef on WIC
You want some beef
Patty
FILET MIGNON!**
Because the steaks are high.
A: He has got no beef.
Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
Beef fair now !
Beef Stroken off
Ceramic
Because it's not stroganoff.
Disabled.
She fell out of the tree.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
They're not infallible
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Ground beef!
Ground beef
You can roast beef.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.
He cracks up
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
A cripple.