Bilbo Jokes

  • How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

    Because old Hobbits die hard...

  • What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

    Bilbo Braggins

  • How does Bilbo take his tea?

    Bag-in

  • Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

    Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.