C4 Jokes

  • Why are Samsung phones so popular?

    Because you C4 of them exploding every day

  • How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

    You'll have to c-4 yourself.

  • What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

    The C4 does something when it's triggered.

  • What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?


  • What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

    C4 yourself!

  • Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?


  • What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?


  • What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?


  • Why did the neck bone explode?

    It was C4.

  • What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?