Craven-dale
Paperback
Octopussies.
He's outstanding in his field
Ten minutes.
Curses! Foil again!
Curses! Foil again!"
Boiler egg for four minutes !
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Don't pay the water bill.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Amadeus Vult!
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.