Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
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The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Because they're always dribbling!
The players dribbled all over it!
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
A piece of gum, you pervert!
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
They always make an extra copy
The cold shoulder.
JOHN CENA
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
On a touch-down phone.
Because it was humerus.
A: You can almost hear them.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.