Strap a steak to the ceiling
Paperback
Staple food to the ceiling!
Games.
Glue bread to the ceiling.
Too many Negus.
There is no lunch.
Carve a turkey
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
A: Ethiopia!
Because it is using steroids.
Attila the Bun.
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
A bull dog !
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Blingo!
Because all the fans left
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Because it's more than a ceiling
the Steaks are high."
So I don't drop it again, Sir."
You staple food on the ceilings.