Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!