The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Paperback
The Wii hours of the morning.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Ennwii
Pokemon Uranium
Cha-chink!
Rubbit Rubbit
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
Tennish!
Denim, denim, denim.
Denim Denim Denim
He turns off the PlayStation.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
The Dallas Cowboys
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
Audi"
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Colorizebot