Darth Deciduous
Kindle
A sithy.
None. They like it on the dark side.
The Maul.
The Darth Mall.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
Count Spooku
Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!
They are very loud when triggered.
Ovary-Z
He took a forrest dump.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Grant.
A pH-obia
An astronaut.
Donald Trunk.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Darth Mall