A trifle!
Paperback
A trifle.
Divorce
Someone is losing their trailer..
An ambulance.
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A school shooting
Crate and Barrel.
A marxman.
A shotgun
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!