How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

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What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

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They have trouble forming solutions.