How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

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Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy