How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.