What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.