What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.