What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.