What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!