What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"