What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart