A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
I'm more of a L'Oreal fan
liars
A gallop poll.
A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.
A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
CORNY JOKES!!!
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
squishes out of the room*
Shroom, shroom. shroom
Because he's such a fungi.
Bed