What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!