What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."