What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Sleep Bag Jokes More Sleep Bag Jokes

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.