What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between a 2016 Reddit post and a 2006 Reddit post?

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands