What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off