Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs