Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Asian Parent Jokes More Asian Parent Jokes

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

Why do Asian parents never have a white baby?

Cause two Wongs don't make a white