Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!