Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Snoop Log

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation