Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...