Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !