Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years