Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

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What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!