Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.