There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.
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It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.
Bedlam
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
He nose what he's doing
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
I'm fast.
A reptile dysfunction
No sound at all, the D is silent
They think outside the box.
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
With a shat nav.
Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
their lips are moving
A phone moan.
A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)
when his hand caught fire!!
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
It doesn't need cleaning
Because I ran
There was a face off in the corner
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!