One composes, the other decomposes...
Paperback
De-composing
They're both D-composed.
Baryon my wayward son!
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
No Direction.
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
Decompose
Decomposing.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Just ice for Harambe"
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
bach bach bach time to return to
Because his arguments against scrutiny.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Kraut funding
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Caribou can't fly.
A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)
Portu-geese !
A. In the pages of a romance novel.