The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
Kindle
Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
The Captains log
The Captain's Log.
Captain's log.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
The captain's log!
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
The water washes away her tears
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Sam. Samsung
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
spit, sallow, and gargle.
A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.
When it doesn't reach the front page.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Camping. Its in tents.
A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.