How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.