How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here: