What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him