What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod